Parker DuBois. 18. Dance Major at Elk Ridge University. I love to bake. Mother to an English Boxer named Darla and a Sheep named Harry. I'm not as innocent as I look, not anymore.

"Thank you for curing me of my ridiculous obsession with love."

valencia-s replied to your post: I’m a dead person.

Yeah, I figured you were dead.

Will my funeral be very pretty?


I’m a dead person.


 posted 7 months ago · 1

jared-west:

parkerdubois:

jared-west:

parkerdubois replied to your post: I am Dionysus.

god of wine?

WINE, VEGETATION, PLEASURE, AND FESTIVITY, FOR YOUR INFORMATION.

……

i am Goddess of Cupcakes and Lapdances.

you are your own goddess

According to my self-help guide, yes.


jared-west:

parkerdubois replied to your post: I am Dionysus.

god of wine?

WINE, VEGETATION, PLEASURE, AND FESTIVITY, FOR YOUR INFORMATION.

……

i am Goddess of Cupcakes and Lapdances.


braden-henry:

parkerdubois:

The last party you had i ended up fucking a stranger in one of your rooms, I don’t think that’s such a good idea.

Wow.

I’m pretty sexually frustrated, so I don’t feel your pain.

…. I’m sorry.


braden-henry replied to your post: Can’t sleep.

Hi, Parker. Join my party.

The last party you had i ended up fucking a stranger in one of your rooms, I don’t think that’s such a good idea.


 posted 8 months ago · 2
# braden-henry

Can’t sleep.


 posted 8 months ago · 1

storiesby-thestoner:

Frank Ocean - Novacane

Novacane, Novacane, Novacane, Novacane, Novacane…

For the pain, for the pain…

Novacane, Novacane



“I suppose that’s just the way the cookie crumbles.”