Parker DuBois. 18. Dance Major at Elk Ridge University. I love to bake. Mother to an English Boxer named Darla and a Sheep named Harry. I'm not as innocent as I look, not anymore."Thank you for curing me of my ridiculous obsession with love."
Parker DuBois. 18. Dance Major at Elk Ridge University. I love to bake. Mother to an English Boxer named Darla and a Sheep named Harry. I'm not as innocent as I look, not anymore.How are you?
I’m fine. Making some sort of attempt to work out my schedule today.
You?
Baking….
I believe you’re forgetting to mention that we crossed the AM mark…
Oh…. Well um.. Hi.
What, you don’t remember?
….. Last night?
I need you guys to go to the cryobank with me tomorrow and help me ejaculate.
I’ll pass.
Somebody spray painted a dick on the side of my house. Was that supposed to mean something? A political statement? A gang territory marking? No, just one big announcement. “Hey, I’m an asshole.”
Spray painted dicks are funny, I’ll admit. But not on my house.
THAT’LL SHOW YOU TO FUCK WITH MY BOYFRIEND.
I need you guys to go to the cryobank with me tomorrow and help me ejaculate.
Jared.
That’s so inappropriate.
