Somebody spray painted a dick on the side of my house. Was that supposed to mean something? A political statement? A gang territory marking? No, just one big announcement. “Hey, I’m an asshole.”
Spray painted dicks are funny, I’ll admit. But not on my house.
THAT’LL SHOW YOU TO FUCK WITH MY BOYFRIEND.
I need you guys to go to the cryobank with me tomorrow and help me ejaculate.
That’s so inappropriate.