Parker DuBois. 18. Dance Major at Elk Ridge University. I love to bake. Mother to an English Boxer named Darla and a Sheep named Harry. I'm not as innocent as I look, not anymore."Thank you for curing me of my ridiculous obsession with love."
Parker DuBois. 18. Dance Major at Elk Ridge University. I love to bake. Mother to an English Boxer named Darla and a Sheep named Harry. I'm not as innocent as I look, not anymore.Somebody spray painted a dick on the side of my house. Was that supposed to mean something? A political statement? A gang territory marking? No, just one big announcement. “Hey, I’m an asshole.”
Spray painted dicks are funny, I’ll admit. But not on my house.
THAT’LL SHOW YOU TO FUCK WITH MY BOYFRIEND.
I need you guys to go to the cryobank with me tomorrow and help me ejaculate.
Jared.
That’s so inappropriate.
willflashforfood reblogged this from marnie-bishop and added:
We sure are.
marnie-bishop reblogged this from willflashforfood and added:
Aw, we have a common bond. Are we friends now?
parkerdubois reblogged this from willflashforfood and added:
Oh…. Well um.. Hi.
braden-henry reblogged this from willflashforfood and added:
It took me less than five minutes. I’m just Picasso. My boyfriend and I have plenty of time to work on each other...
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