Parker DuBois. 18. Dance Major at Elk Ridge University. I love to bake. Mother to an English Boxer named Darla and a Sheep named Harry. I'm not as innocent as I look, not anymore.

"Thank you for curing me of my ridiculous obsession with love."

jared-west:

parkerdubois:

jared-west:

parkerdubois replied to your post: I am Dionysus.

god of wine?

WINE, VEGETATION, PLEASURE, AND FESTIVITY, FOR YOUR INFORMATION.

……

i am Goddess of Cupcakes and Lapdances.

you are your own goddess

According to my self-help guide, yes.


jared-west:

parkerdubois replied to your post: I am Dionysus.

god of wine?

WINE, VEGETATION, PLEASURE, AND FESTIVITY, FOR YOUR INFORMATION.

……

i am Goddess of Cupcakes and Lapdances.


jared-west:

parkerdubois:

How are you?

I’m fine. Making some sort of attempt to work out my schedule today.

You?

Baking….


jared-west:

parkerdubois replied to your post: Hi.

Hello

Oh. Hi Parker. 

How are you?


jared-west:

parkerdubois replied to your post: parkerdubois started following you WHAT THE FUCK,…

My dash was cluttered, you know how I feel about Organization, Jared.

Please don’t be sad, I would never unfollow you permanently.


reese-harris:

parkerdubois replied to your post: How is everyone? Good? Okay.

Hello, I’m Parker DuBois!

Hello, I’m Reese Harris!

Hello Reese! That’s a night name. It reminds me of Reeses Pieces and I use those to make my Halloween cake every year!


jared-west:

parkerdubois:

That rat bastard.

Don’t get mad, get even.

I did? The lactitives, there’s only some much I could do after that, I’d feel bad if I did something worse.


jared-west:

parkerdubois:

jared-west:

parkerdubois:

jared-west:

parkerdubois replied to your post: Hello Jared!

How are you today?

I’m alright. How are you?

Fine, I Think I need to buy new Leotards, Some one stretched mine out and I’m blaming Thomas till further notice.

It was probably him.

This not okay, first my tupperware, now this!

Don’t forgot the brownie batter issue. 

That rat bastard.


jared-west:

parkerdubois:

jared-west:

parkerdubois replied to your post: Hello Jared!

How are you today?

I’m alright. How are you?

Fine, I Think I need to buy new Leotards, Some one stretched mine out and I’m blaming Thomas till further notice.

It was probably him.

This not okay, first my tupperware, now this!


jared-west:

parkerdubois replied to your post: Hello Jared!

How are you today?

I’m alright. How are you?

Fine, I Think I need to buy new Leotards, Some one stretched mine out and I’m blaming Thomas till further notice.